Once upon a time, in the quiet village of Rolloverton, a terrible scourge emerged from the depths of Lake Stella. Not a fire-breathing dragon, nor a cursed sorcerer—but a Kraken. A monstrous, many-tentacled beast, driven by one unspeakable craving:

Cans.

Tinnies. Bevvies. Brews. You name it—if it was cracked, canned and carbonated, the Kraken wanted it. It slithered ashore under moonlight, raiding sheds, nicking six-packs, and leaving villagers parched and canless. for the kraken would not stop whilst it still partied. The people despaired.

But hope was not lost.

From the east rode Sir Buzzwell the Brave, a knight not armed with sword or shield, but with basslines, disco balls, and a heart full of rhythm. A legend in his own right, Sir Buzzwell had faced many a beast in his time—from the Goblin of 'Bars Shut' to the Witch of 'Sorry that was the last tune'. Each time, these foes were defeated through the ancient magic of Craicing On.

Now, the Kraken is too powerful to take on alone. His stamina is unmatched. His groove, surprisingly funky. To defeat him, and return the cans to the people, Sir Buzzwell must do the impossible:

Out party the Kraken.

So the knight has issued a call to all Villagers, Wanderers, Jesters, Ravers, and Rogue DJs:

“Join me at the lake. Bring your flags, your feathers, your funkiest fits and frothiest tins. We ride not at dawn—but at sunset. We dance, we rave, we release the craic on.”

This is no ordinary battle.

This is no ordinary night.

This is a summoning of sound, a feast of firelights, a gathering of the groovers.

Where to meet: Casterton, in the Lake District, just a stone's throw away from Rolloverton

Will you answer the call? Will you help free the village? Will you out-party the Kraken?

Then prepare thyself.

The Craic… is coming.